RK Laxman - Times of India

Amazing Human Body

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.

The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women : will be finished reading this by now.

Men: are still busy checking their thumbs.

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SPEECH OF THE YEAR

Maria is a devoted wife:

She gets married and has 7 children.......

Soon after the last child is born, her husband dies.... .

A few weeks later she remarries, and over the following years has another 5 children with her second husband......

After the last child is born her second husband also dies......

Within a month Maria is engaged to be married for the third time.......

Unfortunately, she becomes very ill and dies.

At her funeral the priest looks tenderly at Maria as she lies in her coffin, he looks up to heaven and says:


"At last they are finally together".


A man standing next to the priest asks, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?"



The priest replied " I mean her legs !!! ".